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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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