- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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