- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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