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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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