What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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Male leadership.

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Major League Soccer

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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