- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

boobs!

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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