- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

I enjoy Popcorn

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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