Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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