- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

kieran is a homosexual

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

asians have slitted eyes lol

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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