- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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