- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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