Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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Where's my baby??

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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