whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

haha black people :D

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Anti Joke

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