Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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quantum physics?

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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