Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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