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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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