- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.