Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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