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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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