- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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