- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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