Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Communism hehe xd

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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