- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Knock Knock. Not home.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

David Cameron

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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