Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Hello.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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