- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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