what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

guess what what ...

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

Ron Paul for President!

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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