- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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