- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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