Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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