- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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