- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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