A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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Not from my wife if that is what you think, but its best people dont know who she is, because you know... A guy that gets many ladies = A playa. A girl that lets his guy do that, well, my wife feels safe about her husband (I am dead honest), but I cant expect people to suddenly go "oh yeah, his wife is totally cool and secure about it all, rather than an insecure idiot that allows him to sleep around like the dog he is) Strictly spoken, I am no dog, women say all men are pigs, but no woman settles for a boy, so that makes me a pig.

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