One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Alchohol.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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