- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Your girlfriend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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