- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Women's rights.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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