What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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