- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Who is it?

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

how do you win a game try your best

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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