- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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