- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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