- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

woman's rights

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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