- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

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