- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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