Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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