- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

I have a horse.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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