Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

How High is a Chinese man

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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