- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

This is a joke.

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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