Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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Double-whammy

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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No soup for you!

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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