Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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your mom is so fat.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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every cloud has a silver lining

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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