Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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