What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Jersey Shore.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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