What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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