- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Your sex life.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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