What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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Anti Joke

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