- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

field day?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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