Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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