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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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