a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

A lot eh?

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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