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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

the holocaust

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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