- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

A woman walks into a bar.

3021 North Broadway Avenue

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??