- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What is older than history?

Arrow in the Knee!

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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